Kat
teacher: why didn't you answer some questions on this assignment?
me: this space was intentionally left blank
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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tomlintrash:

where can i get a pair of panties with 1d splashed across the butt to remind everyone who tries to hit it who really owns this ass

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crunchier:

HOLY SHIT IT ME

crunchier:

HOLY SHIT IT ME

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

fuckboy: oh yea i want a thick girl
fuckboy: ew but not that thick wtf u fat bitch
fuckboy: oh and she gotta be smart
fuckboy: but not hella smart because i can't handle a girl being smarter than me
fuckboy: she gotta have a FAT ass too!!!
fuckboy: ugh disgusting!! wtf are those on your ass?? STRETCH MARKS?!! lol work out you fat pig
People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.
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destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL